So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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