Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

im gay

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Good job, son.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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