Cool Brian

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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where is the world?

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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hi

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What is older than history?

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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