- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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