What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Logan's gay

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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