- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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