Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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