- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

why are black people so fast? because there black

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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