Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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