- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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