A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Nah

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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