Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Seven

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A sober Amy Winehouse

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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