What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

guess what what that wasnt it

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

non poop

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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