How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Justin Bieber

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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women's rights, lol

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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