- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

so the weather's nice...

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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