- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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