Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What comes after 69? 70

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

you dint have to be a jew matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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