Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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