So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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