a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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