- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Cripples are lame.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

why am I writing this...im bored

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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