Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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mexicans fishing

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Justin with a hat.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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