What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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