- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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