a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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jibby jobby

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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