Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Knock knock

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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