Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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SEX

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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