Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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