Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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