- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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