Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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