What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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