- Anti Joke

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.