Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

WNBA

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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