- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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