- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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