Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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