- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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