A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

2 Penises

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

It says so on your cap.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

im telling maguire

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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