A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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