- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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