Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

N-E Pats never cheated

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did the man say to his doctor?

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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