- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

What's two plus two? Window

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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