- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Haha, I get it..

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

mikey is cute

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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