- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Haha, I get it..

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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