- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Nah

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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