How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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