- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Obama being reelected.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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