How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

roses are red violets are indigo

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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