Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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