- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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