- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

your life

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

squash squash who squash my ass

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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