What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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poop

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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ur gay

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Wright flyer

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Large 4

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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