- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Waseem is a hard worker.

A woman wears a dress.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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