Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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