Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

THe Election

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...