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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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