- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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