Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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