- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

go F*** yourself

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

poop

ur gay

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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