Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

mikey is cute

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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