- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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