Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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