- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

mikey is cute

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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