- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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