- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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