Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops