Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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poop

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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ur gay

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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go F*** yourself

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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