- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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