One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Penis

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

whats your budget like? a budget.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

I Have a Black Friend

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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