- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

what tall and looks like a jew?

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Irish sobriety

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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