Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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ur gay

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poop

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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go F*** yourself

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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