- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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