How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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