- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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