- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Tim likes girls

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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