what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Haha, I get it..

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

mikey is cute

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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