Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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I love you

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Anti Joke

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