Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

mikey is cute

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Wright flyer

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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