What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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i hate black people

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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