Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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woman's rights

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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