how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

vote this down and i will DOX you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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