- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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