- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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