- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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