Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Wright flyer

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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