A mormon walks into a bar.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Balls

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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