- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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