I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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