Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Haha, I get it..

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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