- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Canadians

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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