I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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